What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

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Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Make Nazis afraid again!

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Is it true that people who are possessed by demons cannot see them until the demon is cast out? What is the reason for this?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

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Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

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And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Are there any Indian wife swapping stories?

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

What are the best sunscreens for oily acne prone skin?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Riddle: How do budget cuts, DEI hires, and empty reservoirs, turn the bluest, most Democrat city Red?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.